Really Funny Quick Jokes

Monkey Organization

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Unfaithful Wives

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

why..?

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?
A. Because seven eight nine.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because it had no guts.

Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.