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Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Unfaithful Wives
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
why..?
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
Q. Why was six afraid of seven?
A. Because seven eight nine.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because it had no guts.
Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.
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