Really Funny Quick Jokes
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A friend who worked away from home all week always made a special effort to be with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.
"Well," he said. "Did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"
"Oh, yes, PaPa," the girl replied. "And you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shithead anywhere we went today."