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A Mexican, an Arab and a Redneck Girl A Mexican, an Arab and a Redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab world we havr so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one, either."
The Redneck girl, cool as a cucumber can be cool, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass in the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. She catches her glass, sets it on the bar, and calls for a refill.
"In America," she says, "we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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