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Embarrassing Problem An old lady went into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I pass gas all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here I've passed gas no less than 20 times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days, then come back and see me."
The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office and said, "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse. I'm passing gas just as much and they're still soundless, but the problem is worse. I'm passing gas just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor, soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
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