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"Does your dog bite?"

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42 years of wedded bliss

9 Words Women Use

A battle weary American soldier

A blind man walks into a restaurant

A Child's Prayer

A Duck Walks Into A Bar

A Gift For His Sweetheart

A Good Mystery

A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar

A Guy Walks Into a Bar

A Higher Power

A Hundred Dollars

A Husband Walks Into the Bedroom

A Lesson From A Lawyer

A Man Is Driving Up a Hill

A man is like a fine wine

A Man Will Pay

A Mexican, an Arab and a Redneck Girl

A Programmer Finds a Talking Frog

A proof that men have better friends

A Straight Shooter

A Texan Walks Into an Irish Pub

A Zoo Story

All My Sons

Always a Golfer

Am I Mental?

Amish Bumper Sticker

An Affair to Remember

And Who Are These For?

Another Blonde Joke

Apples

Are You Insane?

Are you kidding?

At a Cocktail Party

At the cocktail party

Baaaad News

Bad Drivers

Bad Fishing Day

Barbara Ann

Barking and Blondes

Beer Brothers

Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Best Toast of the Night

Bird of Love

Birthday Wishes

Black Boxes in Cars

Blind Man in Store

Blond Father

Blonde Behind the Wheel

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Blonde Overdue

Blonde...Infant Scale

Blonde's Alligator Shoes

Brain Transplant

Brave Captain Smith

Bubba

Business Trip, or Pleasure?

Carpet Cleaning

Catholic Porn

Chair Man of the Board

Change a Lightbulb

Change of Lifestyle

Choking

Churchill's Opponent

Circle Flies

Close Enough For Government

Committee

Construction Girl

Cremated at Wal-Mart

Deadbeat in a Bar

Death Row in Women's Prison

Detective Test

Did Noah Fish?

Dislexic Satanist

Disney Password

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging

Dragging Their Feet

Driving

Driving Dilemma

Driving Old

Drunking Driving In Town

Embarrassing Problem

Empty Cheeze Whiz

Escaped Midget!

Euro English

Everything's Falling Off

Excuses

Excuses

Experience

Falling

Family of Moles

Farting Husband

First Class Blondie

Four worms

Frequent Flyers

Get it Straight

Golden Anniversary

Golf Warning

Grandpa's Sick

Grass Eater

Great Writer

Guess Who?

Gunslinger

Halloween Jokes

Hand in Marriage

Happy Birthday

Heard in Court

Home Shopping

Homework

Hormonally Yours

Horror Movie Safety Tips

Horse's Butt

Hospital Regulations

Hot Foot

How Did We Get Here?

How do men exercise on the beach?

How Many ..

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

How Much Does Marriage Cost?

How Old Are You?

How To Fix Your Marriage

How to Get Time Off

How To Give Your Pet A Pill

How To Install A Home Security System

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Huge Pause

Hungry Bats

Husband and Wife Stores

I Want a Barbie

I Want to Speak to My Lawyer

iBoob

In a murder trial

Indecision

Instructions for Installing a Home Security System

IRS Audit

Is It Because I'm Blonde?

It's the drinking

Jesus is Watching You

Jesus Saves

Jewelry

Language Barriers

Laughing Nurse

Laws of the Universe

Leading Man

Learn to speak Chinese

Learn to speak Chinese-2

Letter to the Bank

Life Aint So Bad

Lightbulbs and Mice

Lipstick

Little Boy's Question

Little Nancy's Pet

Long Names

Lost Pilot

Lottery

Love and Herpes?

Lower My Sex Drive

Lucky Guy

Mad Cow Disease

Make a Sentence

Managerial Mishaps

Me Sick

Mechanics and Surgeons

Men at Work

Mexican Smuggler

Milking It

Missing parrot

Monkey Organization

Monkey Talk

Mozart Beyond the Grave

My Boyfriend Needs Help

My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player

My Rules

Naked at the Beach

Name That Animal

Nana's Nursing Home

Never Be Late

New Company Policies

New Male Performance Drugs

New Manager

New Relationship Book

New Store Clerk

New Teacher

Nine lives

Nudist Camp

OBGyn Assistant

Obsessions

Odoriffic

Old Ladies' Noggins

One Armed Man

Orgasm-isms

Pa Won't Like It

Passwords

Perfect Breasts

Permenant Erection

Phone Line

Pigeons

Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary

Pilots

Pilots

Please Hang Up And Try Again

Politically Correct

Polly Wants a Cracker

Poor Old Man

Potentially and Realistically

Prayers

President and the Queen

Presidential Puzzle

Quick Thinking

Railroad Redneck

Ravishing

Redneck Hotel

Rekindling The Romance

Respectfully Cheating

Rough Raffle Reward

Runaway Car

Second Chances

Second Opinion

Senate Slander

Sexual Survey

Shave and a Haircut

Shipwrecked

Single Guy Holiday

Six Kids

Skull

Skydiving

Sleepless Nights

Small Company

Smart Dog

Smart Pills

Smoking Error

Smoking in the Rain

Social Security

Some Things You Can't Explain

Southern University Psychology

Spaghetti Baby

Stranded

Take Off My Clothes

Taking Off Early

Talk Dirty to Me

Talking 'Bout Wives

Talking Dog

Talking Frog

Talking Italian

Taxi

Tech Women

Terrorists at the Court House

Texas Trooper

The Amish Virus

The Best Part of Waking Up

The Best Way To Pray

The Blonde Flight Attendant

The Bravest Captain

The Devoted Wife

The Farmer

The Joy of Christmas Cards

The Living Statues

The Lodger

The Most Gruesome Death

The penny

The Perfect Husband

The Secret to a Long Life

The Sin of Lying

The Touch of a Beautiful Lady

The Weatherman

The Wife's Genie

The Wrinkled Nightgown

The Wrong Approach

Things Just Fallin' Off

Those Lovely Farmer''s Daughters

Thought For the Day

Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths

Three Nuns

Three Pints of Guinness

Tiff With Riley

Til Death Do Us Part

Tooth Pulling

Tough Love

Turkey Trouble

Twist Again...

Two Blondes

Two fraternity brothers...

Two lawyers are in a bank

Unfaithful Wives

Vacuum Salesman

Vat Vas Dat Agin?

Viagra

Waking With a Limp

Way To Go, Einstein

Wedding Question

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

What did one lab rat say to the other?

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

What Gets Longer...

What to get the wife with everything!

What's for Dinner?

What's That?

What's the Difference

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

When I was younger I hated going to weddings

Who Said...

Why - Part 1

Why - Part 2

Why - Part 3

Why Do We Kill

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

why..?

Wise Old Man

Wise Old Man

Words of wisdom

Working On The Fourth Husband

Would You Sleep With Bill Clinton

Writing a Story

Yankees Fan

Yo Mama So Fat

Yoda of Borg, I am

You Must Be..

You Never Know What You'll Get

Your dog bite?

You're So Stupid

You've been programming too long when